Saddam Likes Doritos, Saudi's Hate the U.S.

Remember the Saudis?

For those of you who do not get the Doritos joke, last week the mainstream news media headlined with news that Saddam likes Doritos; 'he can eat a family size bag in one sitting.' However, buried in an article on CNN.com was real news about our real enemy: Saudi Arabia. Last Monday, it was reported, that Saudi Arabia negotiated a deal with the IAEA (International Atomic Energy Agency), the UN's 'nuclear watchdog'. The deal excludes Saudi Arabia from nuclear inspections in exchange for its pledge not to have 'anything worth inspecting'. As recently as 2 years ago, the Saudi government was considering funding a nuclear program, in light of the 'instability' in the Middle East. Perhaps Saudi Arabia already has nuclear weapons and that is why the Bush Administration never waged war on them as they did against us on September 11th.

One thing the Saudi government has been funding for a long time are the Madrassas- religious schools that teach a more strict and violent form of Islam- Wahhabism. More importantly, not only is the Saudi Arabian government financing Madrassas in Saudi Arabia, they are also funding them in Pakistan-our other 'ally.'When the Saudi government came to power in 1932, it tried to unify it into Wahhabism; which is believed to be the most conservative form of Islam. To the Wahhabists, their enemies are Muslims, Jews and Christians. If you are not a follower of the Wahhabist form of Islam, you are considered an enemy and a heathen, as well. There is an infamous Wahhabist who waged the largest attack against the United States in its history. Saddam? No. Ayatollah? No. Osama. He and his 9/11 hijackers were educated at Madrassas. Most of the 9/11 hijackers were Saudi. Most of the insurgents killing Iraqi civilians and US troops in Iraq are Saudi. NBC Nightly News reported that 26 Saudi religious clerics issued an order to kill Americans in Iraq.

Why hasn't the Bush Administration invaded Saudi Arabia? If we didn't have an Oiligarchy in the White House we would have cut the real terrorism funding- the funding between the Saudi Royal Family and the terrorist breeding Madrassas. Osama would have been captured in Tora Bora and not allowed to remain free to perpetuate the Orwellian eternal war.

We won't know the real reason why this Bush Administration never righted the wrong of 9/11. Could it be because Saudi Arabia is the largest oil supply in the world? Or because the Bush family has been tied to the Saudi Royals and the Bin Ladin's (Osama's relatives decided to spell it differently for obvious reasons), financially, through various businesses over the past 3 decades? Until we have a new Deep Throat, I'll offer you one clue. James A. Baker III, served as the nation's 61st Secretary of State from January 1989 through August 1992 under President George Bush. After George W. Bush invaded Iraq, he appointed Baker as his envoy to Iraq to "restructure Iraq’s more than $120 billion in foreign debt." Baker is now senior partner in the law firm of Baker Botts. This firm is involved in the fight for the oil and gas of the Caspian Sea (thought to be the largest untapped oil source in the world). He is also senior counselor to the Carlyle Group (Daddy Bush works there too). Baker Botts is defending the Saudi government in a lawsuit filed by the families of the victims of the 9/11 attacks. That's right, Baker, a close friend of the Bush family, is defending the Saudi goverment against the families of the 9/11 victims!

This brings me to our quiz: To build a pipeline from Iraq (the new 51st state) to the Caspian Sea, you must go through which countries? Hint: When Bolton receives his recess appointment, you'll find out. We will be invading them next. This is the pink suede elephant in the room and the real story.