Where Are You Taking Me? And Why Am I in This Handbasket?

Dubya is certainly spending money like he's going someplace hot. The Center for American Progress published the US Taxpayers Quarterly Report earlier this month; the data for which spans from January 01, 2001 to April 10, 2005. So, if you know of anyone with their HEAD UP THEIR BUTT, who STILL believes Dubya is doing a good job, pass this on to them.

http://www.americanprogress.org/site/pp.asp?c=biJRJ8OVF&b=509697

"Hey America, This is for You" - Dubya

This is my complete coverage of Bush's press conference tonight.

Kids, Pack the Kevlar We're Going to Disney World!

Well, pack the Kevlar or the glock. Jeb Bush, the governor of Florida, has signed into law the right to "meet force with force". Bush appeared on the ABC News show Nightline April 26th and stated "when you're in a position where you're being threatened … to have to retreat and put yourself in a very precarious position, you know, it defies common sense." Yeah, THAT defies common sense. Can't we secede from Florida? Oh, sorry, I got sidetracked there. No, wait, I see it now, this is all part of the plan for 2008. Damn, got sidetracked again. Go check the link.

"Kids, get down, Goofy's giving me a dirty look!"

http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=705935

Canada is Lovely In May....For Those of Draft Age

Scott Ridder, a former UN Weapons Inspector and retired Marine, appeared on Air America Radio's Randi Rhodes Show on April 13 to discuss being approached by members of the Bush Administration. They were soliciting his support for a planned invasion into Iran, in June 2005. Why Iran? Iran sits between Iraq and Afghanistan silly. It's much easier to build the pipeline straight through without having to go around Iran. Duh.

Scott also goes on to explain how Negroponte will help scrub the intelligence against Iran, and how Bolton will go to the UN and chase all of the women down the halls while throwing the intelligence reports at them.
www.randirhodesarchives.com/
newshounds.us/2005/02/20/scottrittersaysuswillattackiraninjune.php

Uh, I think It Was Called Uh Some Guy, Bin Somebody Wants to Attack in the US?

Hi Condie...it's time for you to meet the facts. The Facts... Condie... Condie.. The Facts.
The site for American Progress makes it's case against Ms. Rice. What was that guy's name again? Bin, Ben... oh I dunno. It's not important. I just love your boots girl.


http://www.americanprogress.org/site/pp.asp?c=biJRJ8OVF&b=40520

$200 Billion US Taxpayer Dollars and All We Got Was 3 Times the Terrorist Attacks..Wow Now That's a Deal!

Great news- the US taxpayers are into this 'war on error' for over $200 billion now and all we got was a threefold increase in terrorist attacks. Woohoo!
http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/international/international-security-usa-terrorism.html?

Support Our Troops, Because Bush Doesn't

How many billions of dollars have been approved for Iraq so far? 80 billion here, 80 billion there. Why do our men and women dig through landfills for scraps of metal to armor themselves and their vehicles? Now we hear that the troops have once again been forced to use their imagination to protect themselves. Forget scrap metal, this time the troops are using cardboard. Yes, our troops are rather industrious, they are making cardboard troops to protect themselves.
Where is the money going? The new and improved US embassy will cost $527 million dollars. It all makes perfect sense. Disgusting and tragic.

nytimes.com/2005/04/25/international/middleeast/25marines.html?